Don't Worry, Family Time is Almost Over
Think of all those unfortunate people, all over America, forced to – yikes! – spend time with their families.
Like, Uncle Harry with his damn cigars (why won’t he take them outside!). And Timmy, who plays his video games so loud (why won’t the kid speak to us!). And Hilga, who’s glowering in the kitchen – she’s mad about something – probably some remark by that damn Mark.
And then there’s cousin Rick, who won’t stop trying to sell everyone aluminum siding. (God, when do we get to go back to our jobs?!)
Don’t worry, the holiday is almost over. January, with its blessed relief, is just around the corner…